Ethan Rome: More Hypocrisy From GOP’s Crack Team of Health Care Con Artists
The Republican leaders in Congress have mostly defined themselves by what they’re against, but now they’ve announced what they’re for — the most popular parts of the Affordable Care Act (ACA).
I can only imagine the political identity crisis this is causing within the GOP. Their hallmark is opposing anything the President supports, even if it started as a Republican legislative proposal, and now they’ve plunged themselves into a partisan political abyss of their own making: they are supporting the key provisions of the president’s signature legislative achievement, a law the Republicans More >
PHOTOS: Filthy Fake Muni Ads Popping Up All Over Town (Warning: NSFW)
Now that’s its been scientifically proven that time on Muni moves slower than on the rest of the planet (one Muni minute can equal up to 119 Earth seconds), it’s important for people riding on San Francisco’s beleaguered public transit service to have something to do.
Other than masturbate, steal iPhones and masturbate, the most common activity for onboard time-wasting is reading the advertisements.
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We know, they’re riveting.
However, those ads just got a whole lot more interesting this week after an unidentified prankster (or group of pranksters) started posting More >
Julianne Hough Will Retreat To Nicholas Sparks’ ‘Safe Haven’
Much as we primarily rely on Nicholas Sparks novels-turned-movies to provide a never-ending supply of unattainable fake boyfriends for us to drool over, you really can’t have a too-good-to-be-true romance without somebody for the Fake Boyfriend to fall in love with! So it’s a good thing that “Safe Haven,” the next Sparks story in line to get the cinematic treatment, and which previously announced the casting of Josh Duhamel as its leading man, has found an appealing young actress to fit the bill!
Variety has the report that Julianne Hough, who we last saw shaking her moneymaker in More >
Matthew Morrison Drops By “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
He’s always up for a good time, and last night (May 17) Matthew Morrison paid a visit to the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” studios in Los Angeles.
The “Glee” stud looked quite dapper in a grey fedora with a snazzy suit and tie getup as he signed autographs and chatted with fans.
During his interview with Kimmel, Matthew talked about the unconventional and downright uncomfortable way he was first exposed to the female anatomy- going to work with his midwife dad!
Morrison lamented, “My senior year of high school my dad actually took me to work. … It was the first time I saw a vagina.”
Colton Haynes Discovers The Woes Of Hair Dye
If there’s anything we’ve learned from dyeing our hair, it’s that it’s a learning process. You’ll rarely get the color you want on your first try. Sometimes it takes three or four trips to the salon or the hair product aisle to get the perfect shade. MTV’s “Teen Wolf” star Colton Haynes has learned this the hard way.
Remind me to never listen to anyone when they tell me to dye my hair…I am now @hollandroden ‘s identical twin. It won’t go back brown haha
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) May 18, 2012
You should’ve consulted us, Colton! Although, he doesn’t need to be ashamed of the hair More >
